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Infamous Assholes

INFAMOUS BEARD BALM

INFAMOUS BEARD BALM

Regular price $12.99 USD
Regular price $14.99 USD Sale price $12.99 USD
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Cherry Almond scent

Infamous A-holes Beard Balm – All-Natural Beard Fuel

Built for Beards That Refuse to Be Tamed

 

 

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Why This Balm Rocks

 

This all-natural beard balm is crafted for most skin and hair types and made to tame even the wildest manes. Just warm a dab in your hands and massage it into your beard—feel the transformation instantly. This combo of waxes, butters, and oils creates a buttery-smooth balm that melts into the hair, offering killer texture, moisture, and a damn fine finish.

 

We ditched the fluff and packed it with real-deal ingredients that do work:

 

Beeswax adds natural hold, locks in moisture, and helps you shape your beard like a boss.

 

Shea Butter deeply nourishes, softens coarse hair, and calms irritated skin.

 

Mango Oil hydrates and smooths the beard without leaving it greasy.

 

Apricot Kernel Oil delivers lightweight hydration while fighting flakes and itch.

 

Jojoba Oil mimics natural skin oils to balance, protect, and condition.

 

Castor Oil boosts shine, thickness, and helps promote growth.

 

Grapeseed Oil absorbs fast and keeps skin under the beard calm and refreshed.

 

 

Got dry patches? This balm works there too. Elbows, knuckles, tattoos—rub it in and let it work its magic.

 

 

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How to Use It Like a Legend

 

Scoop a bit, rub it between your palms, and massage it into your beard and skin. Comb, brush, or shape however the hell you want.

 

 

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Ingredients

 

Cera Alba (Beeswax), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Oil, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot Kernel) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed) Seed Oil, Fragrance and/or Essential Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

 

 

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Read This or Regret It

 

SO PLEASE, BEFORE BUYING—MAKE SURE YOU’RE NOT ALLERGIC TO ANY OF THE INGREDIENTS.

 

INFAMOUS A-HOLES IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ALLERGIC REACTIONS.

You slap it on, you take responsibility. That’s the deal.

 

 

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American Made. Handcrafted. Straight-Up Legendary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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